Script by: shrivatsa prahallada
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Characters: pulakeShi (pk), Mahamantri (mm), baale (bl)
pk: Anand Dixit
mm: Shrivatsa Prahallada
bl: Vidhya Anand
Audio: Basavaraj Mannangi
Requirement: clip on mic * 2
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<off the stage walking in the corridors>
audio: raajadhi raaja, raaja maarthaanda, raaja ganbheera, kshatriya kula tilaka, vijaya dwaja priya, chalukya aastaana vamshi, chalukya kula tilaka, sakala shourya saamrat, shri shri shri immadi pulakesi arasarige bahuparak ... bahuparak ... bahuparak
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<bl intro to MC>
<after M.C. visits>
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After:
<on the stage, only pk enters>
pk: yaar aa avivekigaLu? nanna aastaanadalli uddaTatanadinda bhaashaNagaLannu bigiyutiddaaralla ... yaraalli ... <clap> .. avaribbarannu galligErisuva vyavastteyannu maaDi ...
.. yaaralli ... maha mantri .. maha mantri ...
<mm enters the stage>
mm: ayyo hoglibuDi mahaprabu .. adEn aa ganD hydange aa eNNmagige en samsaarada pirablemmo eno ... kasTa-sukha maataaDkonD odru buDi.
pk: oho ... haanganteerenu ... hmm sari ..hmm .. andahaage aa kempu baNNada uDupannu toTTa aa baaleya naamadheya??
mm: yappa suru achkonDru ...
pk: ondu aaru?? ..... aaruvare??? sari eeLu nakshatragaLu?
mm: haadi-beedinalli oDaaDo heNmakligella sikbandange starsgaLna koTTu rate maaDakke idu namm raajadhaaninu alla, avamma amazon productu alla ...
pk: ah!! .. haagaadare idu yaava pradesha? idu namma vaataapi nagari allave?
mm: illa mahaa prabhugaLe ... naavu eLu samudhravannu daaTi, hattaaru beTTauDDAgaLannu meeTi san diego anta ondu chikkadaada chokkadaada nagarakek bandiddivi...
pk: san diegone? idenidu .. idara arimeyu namage kinchittu illave? eega naavu elliddivi mahamantrigaLe?
mm: (to the audience) thu .. ivayya dinakk moor moor sari "naavelliddivi" "naavelliddivi" anta prashne keLtane irtare...
mm: mahaprabhugaLe .. alel aa corner alli jaaD kaTTiro moole noDi .. namge hange flashback gottaagatte ...
audio:: tooi sound
pk: ee chaalukya vansha tilaka immaDi pulakeShige bekaagiruvudu raajyave? raajyabhaarave? vajrave? vajra vydooryave??
ee gruhastaashramakke hokkiruvanta ee immaDi pulakeShige bekaagiruvudu ondu kutumba ...
mm: oh family matterru ...
pk: ondu samsara.
mm: alla mahaa prabhugaLe .. nimge bekiruvudu extended kutumba ...
pk: haan .. extended kutumba .. mahamantrigaLe ... aa preeti-vaatsalya tumbiruva extended kutumbavannu huDukoNa banni..
mm: naan ready
pk: eduru kaaNuttiruva kaala chakradalli nuggONa banni ... ataLa vitaLa suTaLa rasaataLa talataLa pataaLadalli iddrU sariye aa nann kanasina extended kutumbavannu huDukoNa banni
audio:: tooi sound
mm: haan... eega nenapaayite mahaa prabhugaLe? naav yaak illi bandiddivi anta?
pk: oho ... arthavaayitu biDi ... adirali namma vikku ....
mm: bannni banni .. vikkuvina bagge amele nidhaanavaagi maataanaaDoNa... mahaprabhugaLe neevu alli-illi naDedu daNidu aayaasa maaDikonDiddeeri ... banni alli kaaNuttiruva huNase vrukshada keLage kuLitu koLLi .. .naanu nimage tampu paaneeyada vyavaste maaDuttEne..
bl:
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pk: (voice over): oho .. ahaaa... bhale .. bhale ... athi adbhuta ... tch tch tch ... ahaa...!! .. ohohohohoho....!!! vismaya ... ahaa ....
mm: (voice over): iyyo iyyo maha prabhugaLe ... ee tara .. websites nella neevu noDbaardu .. idu nimm gouravakke dakke unTu maaDuttade ...
bl: idenidu .. madyadalli ashareeravaNi?? eno biDi ....
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pk: kumara vyaasana song with audio BGM
pk: ahaa .. noDi maha mantrigaLe .. namma kumara vyaasa gadugina bharathadalli esTu chennagi ee kavanavannu barediddaare anta ...
mm: hello ... idu chi. uday shankar bardirodu, annour haaDirodu, chalisuva moDagaLu anno cinema songu .. sumne bitre bari build up koTtira ...
pk: ha... sari adirali... aagga namageke neevu aa reeti websitesnella noDabaaradu anta heLiddu? namma prajegaLu nannannu apaartha maaDikonDiddaare nemage tiLidideyo?
naanu namma vikkuvige ondu oLLe sambhandavannu bharathakanDada matrimony dot caam alli huDukutidde...
mm: vikkuvige andare nimma suputranaada vikramaaditya rajakumaranige eega maduveya prastaapave? haagaadare nimma extended kutumbada huDukaaTa?
pk: adannu kooDa huDuka bekide ... adakke naanu ee nagariya bagge, ee janara bagge tiLidikoLLutidde... nimage parivaaLagannu kaLuhisi ragyabhaaravannu naDesuvavishaya gottenu?
mm: naave vaataapi nagariyalli paarivaaLagaLannu baLasikonDu 'kabutar ja ja ja' anta sandeshagaLannu kaLuhisutidevu ... aadare adarinda raajyabhaarave?
pk: howdu... paarivaaLadindalee raajyabhaara maaDutiddaare ee deshada pradhaani ...
mm: donald trumpina twitter account bagge maataaDtaaiddira...? mahaprabhugaLe ... nimm hatra green card ideye? H1 visa ideya? L1nnu? hogli F1nnu??
iyyo matte avrgenaadru naav without visa il bandiddivi anta gottaadre aDgoDe kaTT horaghaakbuDtaare asTe ... slientaagi iraNa ...
pk: <wispering> oh .. haagenu ... haagaadare eega en maaDodu .. nanna extended kutumba elli huDukodu?
mm: banni mahaa prabhugaLe, ille keLage La Jolla emba samudrada teera idyante ... alli aakashadindiLida apsareyaru, kangoLisuva kanyeyaru, mana muTTva madarangiyaru, binkada baaleyaru iruttaarante ...
avare nimma extended kutumba irabohudallave ... matte avaralle yaaaradaru are-bareya sundari namma vikkuvige rajakumari aadare esTu chennagiratte allave?
pk: oh haagenu ... banni maha mantrigaLe ... taDa etage ... La Jollada samudra teerakke hogONa banni ...
bl:
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After:
pk: (voice over) elli nanna preeti - prema tumbiruva extended kutumba ... elli nanna aa samsaara?
mm: (on stage) ee preeti-prema ella pustakada badenakayi anta prove aagoit... ee preeti-prema annodu kaNNaDi idhaage .. adan neen noD nakkidre adu ninn noD nagatte ... adan neen noD atre adu ninnn noD aLatte ... innen idroLgirod badanekaayi speciality ...
pk: maha mantrigaLe ... idenidu nimmma adika prasangatana?
mm: iyyo idu .. upendra maha prabhugaLu 'A' film alli heLiro vishya nimmalli prastaapa maaDtaaidde asTe ...
pk: A filmme? chi chi .. enaagide nimage ? ashleela cinemagaLannu noDuttiddiralla... andu La Jolla teeradalli kamangiya haage kuppaLisutiddeeralla ...
mm: akatakaTa adu ashleelada cinema alla prabhu .. haageye... La Jolla teeradalli bisilu kaNNu kukkutittu ... adakkaagi uriynida kuNidaaDutidde asTe ..
pk: oho ... adikkenu nimma kaNNina mele kari gaaju...
mm: 1988 isviyalli ranadheera emba cinema granthadalli hamsalekha mahaaprabhugaLu hegendu heLiddaare ... "kaNNige premada cooling glass haaku"...
pk: idenidu mahamantrigaLe ... bari asbhyavaada .. asambhadda vishayagaLanne heLutiddeeralla ...?
mm: dayavittu nannannu mannisi mahaprabhugaLe... banni... Los angeles emba keshetra munde idyante ... alli nimma extended kutumbavu sigabohudu .. namma vikkkuvigu ondu oLLe hollywood rajakumari kooDa sigabohudu
pk: illa maha mantrigaLe ... ide kshetrdalle namma aasegaLella nereveruttade endu namma manassina gubbachchi heLuttide ...
mm: sari haagaadare maha swaamigaLe .... ille aDDaDoNa banni ....
bl: yaarivaru .. raja-matrigaLa vesha-bhooshaNa haaki konDu bandiddaralla... namma auditions alli ivara program iralillavalla? eno biDi ... mundina karyakrama ...
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After:
mm: meenakshi meenakshi .. enta makkaLge janma koTTe neenu .. ondondu muttu kaNe muttu ..
pk: (enters) maha mantrigaLe ... en aagtaaide illi?
mm: enilla maha swamigaLe ... nanna dharma patniyaada meenakshideviyavaranna nenapiskonDtaaidde
pk: noDi ... nimagu nimma extended kutumbadabagge estu aasakti ide anta ...
mm: iyyo mahaprabhugaLe ... henDati extented kutumba alla ... avre head quartersu ...
pk: andahaage ... neevu eegataane maaDida nrutyavannu sariyaagi vikshisiddirenu?
mm: oh bossgaLu eno sketch haakdang ide ...? (to the audience)
pk: alli aa eradaNe .. alla mooraneya baale .. bahaLa ... bahaLa ...
mm: en bahaLa ... howdu aake saraLa viraLa ..niraaLa ... aadre manehaaLa ... anta ... alle munde kootiro avr ejamaanaru namge mokk ugitaarashte ...
pk: oh ... aa baaleyarella .. stree gaLe? gruhiNiyare ... haage yaaru kaaNode illavalla?
mm: oh.. ee maatna avrenaadru keLskonD butre fullu kus aagbuTtaare ... oho... neen biDamma america deshadalli maharaaNitara meritaairtya anta jana ivrnella aaDkonDtaare ..
aadre paapa irvge .. bharatha kanDadalli sigo haage kaigondu kaalgondu aaLu kaaLu sigodilla... ivru beLbeLigge eLbeku ..
gandange, makkaLge ready maaDbeku .. obbabru avru kooDa officege ready aagbeku ... aDige maaDbeku, kasa gudsbeku, avre yaav angaDinalli en togoLbeku anta avre lekka kooDa haakbeku ..
jotege gapalli gymmu walkingu jaakinggu talkingu anta maaDkonDu ee tara figure maintain maaDiddaare ...
intourgella ondsaari joraag chappaLLe seeTi hoDedu good job heLbuDava ... <ask audience to clap for all the mothers>
pk: oh! eee pradeshada naariyaru sakala kala vallabhare? haagaadare .. ille namma kumtumbada sambhanda beLeyuva haage aagali ...
mm: haage aagali maha prabhu ... banni ... namma huDukaaTa munduvareyali. ...
bl: paravaagilla, noDalu vichitravaagiddaru ... para streeyara mele, sambhandhagaLe mele iTTiruva kaaLaji gourava mechbekaadde ... ha .. sari matte ... mundina kaaryakrama ...
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After:
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Characters: pulakeShi (pk), Mahamantri (mm), baale (bl)
pk: Anand Dixit
mm: Shrivatsa Prahallada
bl: Vidhya Anand
Audio: Basavaraj Mannangi
Requirement: clip on mic * 2
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<off the stage walking in the corridors>
audio: raajadhi raaja, raaja maarthaanda, raaja ganbheera, kshatriya kula tilaka, vijaya dwaja priya, chalukya aastaana vamshi, chalukya kula tilaka, sakala shourya saamrat, shri shri shri immadi pulakesi arasarige bahuparak ... bahuparak ... bahuparak
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<bl intro to MC>
<after M.C. visits>
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After:
<on the stage, only pk enters>
pk: yaar aa avivekigaLu? nanna aastaanadalli uddaTatanadinda bhaashaNagaLannu bigiyutiddaaralla ... yaraalli ... <clap> .. avaribbarannu galligErisuva vyavastteyannu maaDi ...
.. yaaralli ... maha mantri .. maha mantri ...
<mm enters the stage>
mm: ayyo hoglibuDi mahaprabu .. adEn aa ganD hydange aa eNNmagige en samsaarada pirablemmo eno ... kasTa-sukha maataaDkonD odru buDi.
pk: oho ... haanganteerenu ... hmm sari ..hmm .. andahaage aa kempu baNNada uDupannu toTTa aa baaleya naamadheya??
mm: yappa suru achkonDru ...
pk: ondu aaru?? ..... aaruvare??? sari eeLu nakshatragaLu?
mm: haadi-beedinalli oDaaDo heNmakligella sikbandange starsgaLna koTTu rate maaDakke idu namm raajadhaaninu alla, avamma amazon productu alla ...
pk: ah!! .. haagaadare idu yaava pradesha? idu namma vaataapi nagari allave?
mm: illa mahaa prabhugaLe ... naavu eLu samudhravannu daaTi, hattaaru beTTauDDAgaLannu meeTi san diego anta ondu chikkadaada chokkadaada nagarakek bandiddivi...
pk: san diegone? idenidu .. idara arimeyu namage kinchittu illave? eega naavu elliddivi mahamantrigaLe?
mm: (to the audience) thu .. ivayya dinakk moor moor sari "naavelliddivi" "naavelliddivi" anta prashne keLtane irtare...
mm: mahaprabhugaLe .. alel aa corner alli jaaD kaTTiro moole noDi .. namge hange flashback gottaagatte ...
audio:: tooi sound
pk: ee chaalukya vansha tilaka immaDi pulakeShige bekaagiruvudu raajyave? raajyabhaarave? vajrave? vajra vydooryave??
ee gruhastaashramakke hokkiruvanta ee immaDi pulakeShige bekaagiruvudu ondu kutumba ...
mm: oh family matterru ...
pk: ondu samsara.
mm: alla mahaa prabhugaLe .. nimge bekiruvudu extended kutumba ...
pk: haan .. extended kutumba .. mahamantrigaLe ... aa preeti-vaatsalya tumbiruva extended kutumbavannu huDukoNa banni..
mm: naan ready
pk: eduru kaaNuttiruva kaala chakradalli nuggONa banni ... ataLa vitaLa suTaLa rasaataLa talataLa pataaLadalli iddrU sariye aa nann kanasina extended kutumbavannu huDukoNa banni
audio:: tooi sound
mm: haan... eega nenapaayite mahaa prabhugaLe? naav yaak illi bandiddivi anta?
pk: oho ... arthavaayitu biDi ... adirali namma vikku ....
mm: bannni banni .. vikkuvina bagge amele nidhaanavaagi maataanaaDoNa... mahaprabhugaLe neevu alli-illi naDedu daNidu aayaasa maaDikonDiddeeri ... banni alli kaaNuttiruva huNase vrukshada keLage kuLitu koLLi .. .naanu nimage tampu paaneeyada vyavaste maaDuttEne..
bl:
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After:
pk: (voice over): oho .. ahaaa... bhale .. bhale ... athi adbhuta ... tch tch tch ... ahaa...!! .. ohohohohoho....!!! vismaya ... ahaa ....
mm: (voice over): iyyo iyyo maha prabhugaLe ... ee tara .. websites nella neevu noDbaardu .. idu nimm gouravakke dakke unTu maaDuttade ...
bl: idenidu .. madyadalli ashareeravaNi?? eno biDi ....
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After:
pk: kumara vyaasana song with audio BGM
pk: ahaa .. noDi maha mantrigaLe .. namma kumara vyaasa gadugina bharathadalli esTu chennagi ee kavanavannu barediddaare anta ...
mm: hello ... idu chi. uday shankar bardirodu, annour haaDirodu, chalisuva moDagaLu anno cinema songu .. sumne bitre bari build up koTtira ...
pk: ha... sari adirali... aagga namageke neevu aa reeti websitesnella noDabaaradu anta heLiddu? namma prajegaLu nannannu apaartha maaDikonDiddaare nemage tiLidideyo?
naanu namma vikkuvige ondu oLLe sambhandavannu bharathakanDada matrimony dot caam alli huDukutidde...
mm: vikkuvige andare nimma suputranaada vikramaaditya rajakumaranige eega maduveya prastaapave? haagaadare nimma extended kutumbada huDukaaTa?
pk: adannu kooDa huDuka bekide ... adakke naanu ee nagariya bagge, ee janara bagge tiLidikoLLutidde... nimage parivaaLagannu kaLuhisi ragyabhaaravannu naDesuvavishaya gottenu?
mm: naave vaataapi nagariyalli paarivaaLagaLannu baLasikonDu 'kabutar ja ja ja' anta sandeshagaLannu kaLuhisutidevu ... aadare adarinda raajyabhaarave?
pk: howdu... paarivaaLadindalee raajyabhaara maaDutiddaare ee deshada pradhaani ...
mm: donald trumpina twitter account bagge maataaDtaaiddira...? mahaprabhugaLe ... nimm hatra green card ideye? H1 visa ideya? L1nnu? hogli F1nnu??
iyyo matte avrgenaadru naav without visa il bandiddivi anta gottaadre aDgoDe kaTT horaghaakbuDtaare asTe ... slientaagi iraNa ...
pk: <wispering> oh .. haagenu ... haagaadare eega en maaDodu .. nanna extended kutumba elli huDukodu?
mm: banni mahaa prabhugaLe, ille keLage La Jolla emba samudrada teera idyante ... alli aakashadindiLida apsareyaru, kangoLisuva kanyeyaru, mana muTTva madarangiyaru, binkada baaleyaru iruttaarante ...
avare nimma extended kutumba irabohudallave ... matte avaralle yaaaradaru are-bareya sundari namma vikkuvige rajakumari aadare esTu chennagiratte allave?
pk: oh haagenu ... banni maha mantrigaLe ... taDa etage ... La Jollada samudra teerakke hogONa banni ...
bl:
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After:
pk: (voice over) elli nanna preeti - prema tumbiruva extended kutumba ... elli nanna aa samsaara?
mm: (on stage) ee preeti-prema ella pustakada badenakayi anta prove aagoit... ee preeti-prema annodu kaNNaDi idhaage .. adan neen noD nakkidre adu ninn noD nagatte ... adan neen noD atre adu ninnn noD aLatte ... innen idroLgirod badanekaayi speciality ...
pk: maha mantrigaLe ... idenidu nimmma adika prasangatana?
mm: iyyo idu .. upendra maha prabhugaLu 'A' film alli heLiro vishya nimmalli prastaapa maaDtaaidde asTe ...
pk: A filmme? chi chi .. enaagide nimage ? ashleela cinemagaLannu noDuttiddiralla... andu La Jolla teeradalli kamangiya haage kuppaLisutiddeeralla ...
mm: akatakaTa adu ashleelada cinema alla prabhu .. haageye... La Jolla teeradalli bisilu kaNNu kukkutittu ... adakkaagi uriynida kuNidaaDutidde asTe ..
pk: oho ... adikkenu nimma kaNNina mele kari gaaju...
mm: 1988 isviyalli ranadheera emba cinema granthadalli hamsalekha mahaaprabhugaLu hegendu heLiddaare ... "kaNNige premada cooling glass haaku"...
pk: idenidu mahamantrigaLe ... bari asbhyavaada .. asambhadda vishayagaLanne heLutiddeeralla ...?
mm: dayavittu nannannu mannisi mahaprabhugaLe... banni... Los angeles emba keshetra munde idyante ... alli nimma extended kutumbavu sigabohudu .. namma vikkkuvigu ondu oLLe hollywood rajakumari kooDa sigabohudu
pk: illa maha mantrigaLe ... ide kshetrdalle namma aasegaLella nereveruttade endu namma manassina gubbachchi heLuttide ...
mm: sari haagaadare maha swaamigaLe .... ille aDDaDoNa banni ....
bl: yaarivaru .. raja-matrigaLa vesha-bhooshaNa haaki konDu bandiddaralla... namma auditions alli ivara program iralillavalla? eno biDi ... mundina karyakrama ...
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After:
mm: meenakshi meenakshi .. enta makkaLge janma koTTe neenu .. ondondu muttu kaNe muttu ..
pk: (enters) maha mantrigaLe ... en aagtaaide illi?
mm: enilla maha swamigaLe ... nanna dharma patniyaada meenakshideviyavaranna nenapiskonDtaaidde
pk: noDi ... nimagu nimma extended kutumbadabagge estu aasakti ide anta ...
mm: iyyo mahaprabhugaLe ... henDati extented kutumba alla ... avre head quartersu ...
pk: andahaage ... neevu eegataane maaDida nrutyavannu sariyaagi vikshisiddirenu?
mm: oh bossgaLu eno sketch haakdang ide ...? (to the audience)
pk: alli aa eradaNe .. alla mooraneya baale .. bahaLa ... bahaLa ...
mm: en bahaLa ... howdu aake saraLa viraLa ..niraaLa ... aadre manehaaLa ... anta ... alle munde kootiro avr ejamaanaru namge mokk ugitaarashte ...
pk: oh ... aa baaleyarella .. stree gaLe? gruhiNiyare ... haage yaaru kaaNode illavalla?
mm: oh.. ee maatna avrenaadru keLskonD butre fullu kus aagbuTtaare ... oho... neen biDamma america deshadalli maharaaNitara meritaairtya anta jana ivrnella aaDkonDtaare ..
aadre paapa irvge .. bharatha kanDadalli sigo haage kaigondu kaalgondu aaLu kaaLu sigodilla... ivru beLbeLigge eLbeku ..
gandange, makkaLge ready maaDbeku .. obbabru avru kooDa officege ready aagbeku ... aDige maaDbeku, kasa gudsbeku, avre yaav angaDinalli en togoLbeku anta avre lekka kooDa haakbeku ..
jotege gapalli gymmu walkingu jaakinggu talkingu anta maaDkonDu ee tara figure maintain maaDiddaare ...
intourgella ondsaari joraag chappaLLe seeTi hoDedu good job heLbuDava ... <ask audience to clap for all the mothers>
pk: oh! eee pradeshada naariyaru sakala kala vallabhare? haagaadare .. ille namma kumtumbada sambhanda beLeyuva haage aagali ...
mm: haage aagali maha prabhu ... banni ... namma huDukaaTa munduvareyali. ...
bl: paravaagilla, noDalu vichitravaagiddaru ... para streeyara mele, sambhandhagaLe mele iTTiruva kaaLaji gourava mechbekaadde ... ha .. sari matte ... mundina kaaryakrama ...
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